It doesn’t matter how much I read or how much I write. No matter what I do, I can’t stop making simple, stupid grammatical blunders.

The last two mass emails I sent out each had errors placed prominently in the subject:

Celebrate Brooklyn–Housewarming Addition
Breaking–Inconvenience Evening Deemed To Inconvenient

I know when to use “with” with compare, what recusant means, and I’ve even read the