On the way home today, I saw a guy reading Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami, a book I’ve read by an author I like. I considered saying something, but then decided Kafka on the Shore is way too common for a Vows video feature. Plus, I didn’t even like Kafka on the Shore that much.

But some of my favorite books are so rarely read on the subway by men that I would have to say something. And since the only request I’ve ever gotten on this blog is for more embarrassing details about my life, here’s the list and my pick-up lines: